What My Mother Got From Me Today:
Front of card:
Inscription inside card: My day is always brighter… When I think of you!
My message: Also, when bears are involved. Because bears rock, (much like you).
I was thinking of what to get you for Mother’s day, and thought that cotton balls were kind of lame, so I got you this STARBUCKS CARD instead.
I hope you like drinking special coffee purchased with love as much as I like bears, because that would be pretty sweet.
So what I’m trying to say is HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
Because, you know, you’re a mother, and today is a day, and it is happy, so what’s not to love?
But seriously. You’re awesome. Like Iron Man.
(Which, by the way, is one of the highest complements I can give)
And to all you who have birthed out at least one squishy gremlin over the course of your life: Happy Mother’s Day. May a delightful rain of pretty flowers and a flood of tasty chocolates accumulate in your lap over the course of today!
And to the rest of you: go do something awesome for your mothers. That’s an order!