Daily Archives: June 5, 2012

How It Works In Real Life

Hey, I just met you.

And this is crazy.

But I swear I’m not a creepy stalker who will follow everything you do and comment and ‘like’ every single one of your statuses and somehow redirect the most benign conversations into awkward attempts at cultivating our nonexistent romance like a fungus.

So friend me maybe?

But only if you value your life…

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