Daily Archives: June 14, 2012

All Hail National Lobster Day

Some other things you might not have known about June 14th:

It was the day that–

The Stars and Stripes design was adopted by congress as the official American flag.

Bourbon was invented.

The first Disneyland Monorail System opened in Anaheim California.

Donald Trump was born.

I am so sorry.


World Blood Donor Day

Probably not what you were thinking of when you heard the words ‘donating blood.’

The Feast of Saint Basil the Great

Pictured: Not Saint Basil the Great

And the ever-popular, (no pun intended), Pop Goes the Weasel Day

Weasels ripped my flesh.

To properly celebrate, you should buy an American flag and some Bourbon, ride the Disneyland Monorail with Donald Trump while giving blood, and feast on basil while humming Pop Goes the Weasel. In a way that celebrates lobsters.

Why do I feel a crappy photoshop montage coming on?

Click to enlarge. It’s totally worth it.

Have a great weasel-lobster-flag-blood donation-Bourbon-Trump-Basil-Monorail day!
Or WLFBDBTBM (wul-fub-dub-tah-bum) for short.