All Hail National Lobster Day
Some other things you might not have known about June 14th:
It was the day that–
The Stars and Stripes design was adopted by congress as the official American flag.
Bourbon was invented.
The first Disneyland Monorail System opened in Anaheim California.
Donald Trump was born.
World Blood Donor Day
The Feast of Saint Basil the Great
And the ever-popular, (no pun intended), Pop Goes the Weasel Day
To properly celebrate, you should buy an American flag and some Bourbon, ride the Disneyland Monorail with Donald Trump while giving blood, and feast on basil while humming Pop Goes the Weasel. In a way that celebrates lobsters.
Why do I feel a crappy photoshop montage coming on?
Have a great weasel-lobster-flag-blood donation-Bourbon-Trump-Basil-Monorail day!
Or WLFBDBTBM (wul-fub-dub-tah-bum) for short.
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