Laundry, Sundry and Dandruff
Laundry is fluffy and warm and fantastic.
Kind of (not really) like this song:
–Skittles has a new slogan: “contract the rainbow.” No, I’m not kidding. Look, I like you Skittles, but not in that way. Capiche?
–This is ridiculous. Body massage.
–No, I don’t have a dandruff problem, I just needed a third word that rhymed with ‘laundry’ and ‘sundry’. Yes, I know ‘dandruff’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘laundry’ OR ‘sundry,’ but I originally wrote ‘dundry’ and since that apparently isn’t a word yet, I thought I should pick something else and then I was like hey, dandruff. This is how my logic works, people. Take it or leave it. (But if you leave it, can you put it on the doorstop with a box of chocolates? Thanks.)
-UPDATE: I AM OFF TO TRACK THIS SUCKER DOWN! I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL MY THIRST FOR TASTY SPREADABLE HAZELNUT DELICIOUSNESS HAS BEEN QUENCHED.
Posted on September 26, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged body massage, dandruff, dundry, laundry, making up words-ry, pundry, sundry. Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Laundry, Sundry and Dandruff.